Long long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Dave married his first wife, Cathy, a plain but sincere girl with a wonderful personality who blossomed into a model at a Barbizon-affiliated agency when she learned how to pluck her eyebrows. Since then, she's spent a lot of time patiently explaining to anyone who meets the couple what she sees in Dave. So far, nobody is buying it.
Dave and Cathy have four children, all better-looking and smarter than their parents. These are photos of those children, taken the last time this Web site was updated, which means all the pictures are at least five years old.
